Quotes of the year
Dude, you've got some Artz on you.
(Ο Hurley στον Jack, στο Lost)
Enjoy Wisteria Lane, you major drama queen... Wrap yourself in a towel and trip on a hedge on your way out.
(Η Lorelai καταφέρνει να θάψει την Teri Hatcher στα γρήγορα, ενώ τσακώνεται με τον Luke, στο Gilmore Girls)
Merry Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho! Pimp!
(Ο Michael στους υπαλλήλους του, στο Office)
(H γνωστή στιγμή, στο Six Feet Under)
We get it. You're a serious actress. Now, please. Be sexy again?
(Ο Bill Maher αναφερόμενος στην εκ νέου μετατροπή της Charlize Theron σε ασχημόπαπο για τις ανάγκες της ταινίας North Country, στο Real Time With Bill Maher)
We'd be remiss if we didn't point out the fact that the Academy has twice rewarded us for something you people won't watch.
(Ο Mitchell Hurwitz, δημιουργός του Arrested Development, κατά την παραλαβή του βραβείου Καλύτερου Σεναρίου, στην απονομή των βραβείων Emmy)
Fox is concerned about possible fines from the FCC after a scene in last week's The O.C.'s aired, in which Mischa Barton's nipple slipped out of her shirt, most likely in search of food.
(Η Amy Poehler, στο Saturday Night Live)
Good news: It's been reported that Mary-Kate Olsen has gained 20 pounds. The bad news: Ashley Olsen is missing.
(O Conan O'Brien, στο show του, Late Night)
SpongeBob SquarePants will begin airing in China in December, so millions of factory workers can finally know what the hell they're making.
(Η Tina Fey, στο Saturday Night Live)
[Angel and Spike] were hanging out for years and years and years and years. They were all kinds of deviant, they were vampires. Are we thinking they never…? Come on people, I’m just saying. I’m just saying. They’re open minded guys. They may be evil, but they’re not bigoted or close-minded.
(O Joss Whedon, στο commentary του επεισοδίου "Α Hole in the World", στο Season 5 dvd του Angel)
I got an idea for what you can do. Why don't you fucking fire your complete marketing team and get a new one who knows how to market a show that won five motherfucking Emmys, Golden Globes, SAG Awards, WGA Awards, DGA Awards, Producer's Guild Awards, Critic's Top Ten List... You know, if you can't fucking-- if you can't market that kind of show and get better ratings then maybe the problem doesn't lie here... Maybe it lies with marketing.
(O David Cross, στο blooper reel του Season 2 dvd του Arrested Development)
I hoped Sawyer would show up drunk in everybody's flashbacks.
(H Maggie Grace, στο commentary του επεισοδίου "Hearts and Minds", στο Season 1 dvd του Lost)
Από το Entourage, όπου ο Ari (ατζέντης του Vince), προσπαθεί να πείσει τον Eric (μάνατζερ και καλύτερος φίλος του Vince) οτι η σωστή κίνηση για την καριέρα του Vince θα είναι να δεχτεί να παίξει τον Aquaman.
-Vince doesn't wanna do Aquaman.
-What do you mean he doesn't wanna do Aquaman? He hasn't read the fucking script.
-Yeah, but he has read Pablo Escobar's story and he wants to do that.
-Yeah? And I wanna fuck Angelina Jolie, the only difference is I might actually have a shot.
-So, what, we don't have a shot?
-No, you wonder why? They're out for a guy, don't know if you've heard of him, his name is Tom Cruise.
-Tom Cruise is gonna play Pablo Escobar? But, come one, the guy's not even hispanic.
-Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina and she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do, they pretend.
-I get it, OK. So, what if Cruise passes?
-Then they go to Brad Pitt, he passes, they go to Keanu Reeves, and on down the list.
-And where is Vince on that list?
-Vince ain't on that list.
-Well, how do we get him on the list?
-You do Aquaman, you stupid fuck.
The Barney Quotes, vol. 1
There are only two reasons to ever date a girl you've already dated: Breast. Implants.
It's going to be LEGEN-- wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is --DARY.
Every Halloween I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl of the party. That way I have a second chance to make a first impression.
I'm like the Angelina Jolie of incredibly hot guys.
There's only one reason he's taking her to this dinner and it's not so little Mutu can get his malaria pills.
You know what time it is? It's do o'clock.
Have you met Ted?
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