2005 Review: Quotes!

You and me? We're done.
(H Lorelai στην Emily, στο Gilmore Girls)

Chloe, we're in active code. We don't have time for your personality disorder.
(O Buchanan στην Chloe, στο 24)

Su casa es mi casa.
(Ο Logan στον Weevil έχοντας μόλις αγοράσει το σπίτι της γιαγιάς του, στο Veronica Mars)

Who do you think is the hottest psychic-- Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?
(Ο Dean στον Sam, στο Supernatural)

What am I supposed to do with the penis?
(Η Meredith όταν ξέμεινε με το κομμένο πέος ενός ασθενή, στο Grey's Anatomy)

It's like we worked together before or something.
(Ο Jack του Bradley Cooper (Alias' Will) στον Michel του Michael Vartan (Alias' Vaughn), στο Kitchen Confidential)

Who could not like being kissed by a Gilmore girl?
(O Christopher στη Rory, έχοντας μόλις αφηγηθεί το πρώτο του φιλί με τη Lorelai, στο Gilmore Girls)

Life's not so bad, right? Sure the Others are coming to, like, eat us all, and every once in a while someone blows up all over you, but you do get to sleep in every morning.
(O Hurley στον Jack, στο Lost)

The only guy we have left is Sark. And that's only because he's in custody. I hate that guy. Although I did go visit him twice. Just to see a familiar face. We had eggs. It was nice.
(Ο Marshall αναπολεί τις εποχές που η ομάδα ήταν όλη μαζί, στο Alias)

Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!
(Ο Logan στη Veronica, στο Veronica Mars)

I don't need to watch The O.C., but it makes me happy.
(O Dr. House, στο House)

The way things have been going, this must be Oliver.
(O Seth αναφερόμενος στον χαρακτήρα που παρολίγον να καταστρέψει τη σειρά, στο αυτοσαρκαζόμενο The O.C.)

Hi everyone! Say "repressed homosexuality"!
(Η Veronica σε μέλη μυστικής αδελφότητας που ετοιμάζονται να ξεκινήσουν την τελετουργία, στο Veronica Mars)

Toby is an HR which technically means he works for Corporate so he's really not a part of our family.
Also he's divorced so he's really not a part of his family.
(Ο Michael, στο Office)

I'm trying to have more fun these days...
(Ο Jack, έχοντας μόλις ζητήσει τις βελόνες, στο Alias)

Come on Clark, there is no such thing as vampires.
(Ο Milton Fine του James Marsters (Buffy and Angel's Spike), στο Smallville)

If I want you to speak I'll wave a sausage in front of your nose.
(Η Veronica ξέρει να μειώνει τον άλλον όταν το θελήσει, στο Veronica Mars)

Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else... noticed?
(Ο Bob Loblaw στο τηλεοπτικό σποτάκι του, στο Arrested Development)

You're Annette Benning. You landed the whale.
(Η Paris στη Rory αναφερόμενη στη σχέση της με τον Logan, στο Gilmore Girls)

Have a cluckety cluck-cluck day, Hugo.
(Ο Jin στοv Hurley στο όνειρο του τελευταίου, στο Lost)

Nice job, wind talker. If Germans had you in World War II we could've stopped that thing before it started.
(Ο Vic Mackey έχοντας μόλις αποκρυπτογραφήσει τον γελοίο κώδικα του υπό κράτηση κακοποιού, στο Shield)

Mom wants to sleep with the warden. The man is old enought to be her contemporary.
(Ο Michael, στο Arrested Development)

Oh, sure it can. That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.
(H Gabrielle απαντώντας στο αιώνιο κλισέ οτι τα χρήματα δεν αγοράζουν την ευτυχία, στο Desperate Housewives)

I didn't even know there was a cabin that dad wasn't taking me to. I don't have a son-- (Ron: He does) --but if I ever do, I'm either gonna take him to the cabin in the woods, or I'm gonna promise to take him and then not take him. But the one thing I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods and then not take him!
(O GOB ωριμάζει, στο Arrested Development)

I don't travel with an entourage.
(O Aquaman πετάει σπόντα για το Entourage, στο Smallville)

Men in that job shouldn't have to be presented with anything. It's for someone who grabs it and holds on to it, for someone who-- who thinks the gods have conspired to bring him to this place, that Destiny demands of him this service. You don't have that kind of drive, that hubris? How in the hell are you gonna make the kind of decisions that stomp every other person in this country? How in the hell are you gonna hold that kind of power in your hands?
Is he, that man? Look me in the eye and tell me that you know. Without a shadow of a doubt, you know.
...
That's why the other guy wins.
(Ο Toby στον Josh, στο West Wing)

I think my soul just threw up a little bit.
(Η Lily αντιδρώντας σε μια κυνική ατάκα του Barney, στο How I Met Your Mother)

Twelve hundred? Jack, it's me. You can say noon.
(Ο Weiss στον Jack, στο Alias)

Who's your daddy?
(Ο Keith στην κόρη του Veronica, στο Veronica Mars)

This town's only big enough for one manipulative bitch.
(Η Julie θριαμβεύοντας επί της νεοεισερχόμενης σκύλας, στο The O.C.)

What good would it be to kill you if we're both already dead?
(Ο Sayid στην Ana Lucia, στο Lost)

And my roommate wants to meet everybody because I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm making Dwight up.
(Ο Jim, στο Office)

Clearly, our sons are idiots.
(Ο Tom, στο Desperate Housewives)

(SPOILER για το Alias)

For starters, my name isn't Michael Vaughn.
(Ο Vaughn στη Sydney, στο season finale του Alias)

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